MOFOGUY

Tammi: Oh!It’s pretty dark out.I hope I don’t get lost. Vampiress: My, my. What’s a girl like you doing out so late? Tammi: I’m heading to a party. Ooh, I love your outfit! Vampiress: Thank you, dear.Say, why don’t we have some fun before you have to be on your way. Tammi: I dunno about— Vampiress: Come closer, pet. Tammi: Okie-doke. Vampiress: Wow, that was easy. Vampiress: This will only be a prick. Tammi: Ooh~ Take me! Vampiress: Mm… Your blood has an interesting taste. Fruity. Wait, why is it pink? Tammi: Oh, that would be the bimbo blood curse. Vampiress: The what? Vampiress: Oh… I feel it coursing through me. Tammi: Did it just get cold? Vampiress: I like must’ve infected you with vampirism by mistake. Whoopsie! Tammi: You’re getting super hot, babe! Vampiress: And you’re, like, rockin’ the deathly-pale look, hun! Vampiress: My hot bod is almost done! Tammi: And I can, like, feel my cute fangs growing in! Vampiress: Wow, girl! Slay, literally! Tammi: Back